I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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