we have pet lesbian snakes
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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