so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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