Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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