her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Randomize