....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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