Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want to walk on stilts...naked
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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