I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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