She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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