one two three fourrrrnication!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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