She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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