Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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My vagina just recognized that song.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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