Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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