I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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