I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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