so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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