Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You may now shotgun with the bride
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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