WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
How does it feel to date your dad?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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