Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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