have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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