mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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