Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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