It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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