Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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