I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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