Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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