I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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