still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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