On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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