All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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