That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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