if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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