You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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