Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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