I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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