Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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