He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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