btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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