I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
