I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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