I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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