I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I had to cum in my sink.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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