You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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