hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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