I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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