i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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