omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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