We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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