Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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