I didn't shave. On purpose
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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