There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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