Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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