Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Randomize
