We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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