i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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