# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
