I have demons in me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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