Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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